Progarity

n. (pro-gare-uh-tee) - Professionally extreme use of vulgar words/gestures, and vulgar behavior. Often displayed in two ways:

1.) Chain swearing
2.) Multiple vulgar gestures

1.) *iPod freezes* Fuck this faggot ass shit, I hate Apple

2.) Father: Why don't you do your homework?

Daughter: ......*gives him dual middle fingers"

Father: I don't allow progarity in my house, watch that fucking shit goddamn it

by Misc-E July 10, 2011

proggie

A person who believes they are owed something in return for nothing.

Mikey was thinking like a proggie when he expected tax payers to supply him with his livelihood.

by SendIt October 8, 2011

Progression

1. A gradual change or advancement from one state to another.

2. Movement forward or onward

3. A series or succession of related things.

4. A sequence of numbers or terms in which each can be derived from its predecessor using a constant formula.

Progression can be good as well as bad.

by Jafje September 15, 2007

Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

by Baube3 January 14, 2009

Rockstar Programmer

A computer programmer with such strong skills and so much specific experience that they are the equivalent of a rock star in the domain of software. Many people play guitar pretty well, but only a few become rock stars. These programmers can develop more software than 5 - 10 newly hired regular programmers because they know what needs to be done and how to do it. They also might set the architecture of the product that dozens will build upon. Usually associated with dot com websites.

Jeff was the guy behind ebay.com He's a rockstar programmer.

by ChrisTTT April 5, 2010

progressive

(noun) In favor of improvement of the human condition, specifically via technological innovation and development

You support new taxes on home builders? I thought you said you were progressive.

by Starchild September 18, 2003

Progger

A progger is a person who loves progressive rock, a music style which is pretentious as fuck in which solos go on for like two weeks until it makes you want to get hit by a bus so you can stop listening to the guitarist's solo which in reality is not a solo but his enormous ego speaking through the guitar.

Guy 1: Dude, let's go listen to some Emerson, Lake and Palmer!
Guy 2: What are you, a progger? Fuck you man! I'd rather eat a sandwich with nails and shit in it!

by Bob Mierda November 2, 2013