pottypiecrumbs

An unforunate act of wallowing upon a woman when has given birth twice and the man refuses to sleep with her. She then moans in agony as the man continuously strokes his penis. Afterward it resembles a thanksgiving pie.

Morty: Did you see carly giving that woman the pottypiecrumbs?

Alfred: Nah man, she deserved it the whole time!

by ConcernedJolietCitzen7 December 5, 2014

potty eyes

One who likes to view curse words in a text or other form of writing.

That girl has potty eyes.

by Chewieonmytushie May 22, 2014

Potty Laugh

A pity laugh but for a joke that is so bad it makes you physically ill.

Sorry dude that joke was so bad you only got potty laughs last night, yeah not even pity but potty laughs.

by NiniNat313 May 22, 2014

pooty wick

When a tampon string hangs out

Damn did you see Lolita's pooty wick hanging out of her shorts?

by winklies June 2, 2015

pooty

To take a dump and call it 'pooty'. A term for individuals who have a poop fetish.

Eww, did you see that porno last night with the pooty lady smearing shit all over herself? AND it came from her own ass!

by Jerry Jerry June 8, 2015

Pootytang

A bomb ass drug (candle wax shavings)

Types of pootytang: Cherrytang, voldertang, bubbletang, etc. "Ooowee this is some bomb ass pootytang homez." ◑ˍ◐

by *twirls* July 13, 2015

Potty slam

A term so described someone getting slammed into the ground

"Fam, u just got potty slammed"

by Fisjaikskajajaj May 25, 2016