Tea Party

In 1773, a group of rebels in Boston harbor angry at a foreign king for forcing taxes on tea imports that the rebels were forced to buy, so they prentended to be dark-skinned natives and dumped the imports into the sea.

Today, a wing of the Republican party dedicated to getting Obama out of office, while conveniently living in denial about the abuses of the Bush years and the Wall Street origins of the Great Recession (2007-present). For instance, the tea party has no problem w/ the glut of cheap imports flooding Walmarts across the fruited plain or the debasement of wages globally that result from it. The tea party actually opposes living wages and organized labor, while having no problems w/ white collar fraud.

The Boston Tea Party was as American as apple pie.

The modern tea party twerps piss me off. Do they even know what the Boston Tea Party was about? It was a foreign country taxing us on imported tea. Who wanted NAFTA and WTO in the 1st place? Who voted for total banking deregulation? Did the Founding Fathers come to America to have the church tell them what to do? I know the desire to tease gays must be irresistable, but THINK!

by Dr Democracy September 20, 2011

Superbowl Party

A party the host originally intended for the viewing of the big game that quickly degrades into an evening of depraved man-sex on the host's couch and bed, continuing long after said host has gone to sleep.

A: Hey, man. Some of us were going to the bar later to watch the game and grab some beers. You in?

B: I would, but I just got an invite to C's place for a superbowl party.

A: Nice! Mind if I come too?

B: Sure! C shouldn't mind. ...Don't forget your lube!

by JK12_ February 23, 2010

Partying With My Albino Friend

Doing cocaine.

I tip my hat and say goodnight

To the lovely lady dressed in white

My smooth white princess in the night

Ohhh, you know it makes me so sad

Partying with my albino friend

But all good things, they must end

Goodbye snowy road...

by A Certain Doctor December 19, 2009

rockstar partying

also known as "partying like a rockstar"

Rockstar partying is getting belligerent-wasted in a hotel room with liquor, cocaine, pot, heroin and any other drug imaginable. Rockstar partiers have sex rockstar style

Dude 1: What are you going to do after the bars close?
Dude 2: I'm gonna start rockstar partying at the hotel 'til sunrise.
Dude 1: Sweet, I'll get some blow.

by JPatt April 3, 2006

Diaper Party

This is the male equivalent to a baby shower. When the mother of the child has a baby shower, the father of the child has a Diaper Party, at which his buddies (usually the significant others of the women attending the baby shower) bring cases of diapers and beer.

Hey man, is your Diaper Party the same day as the baby shower?

by Raver047 July 31, 2009

Party Butt

The morning results of drinking the night prior.

Syn: Liquor Shits

Dana had party butt so bad yesterday that we had to pull over every 30 minutes on our way home.

by Haley Allison January 20, 2008

Lasagna Party

Another term for a swingers party. Also known as a 'spaghetti bake'.

'Hey, you and your wife wanna come over for a lasagna party later?'

by Emeril L. December 16, 2012