percolated

It's a slang term for being "Drunk." Originated in the Northern California (Yay Area) hip-hop scene.

Hey homie,..I think you're going to have to drive,..I'm way too "PERCOLATED" to get behind the wheel boss.percolating

by Cjisalive July 28, 2016

Period

The period, also known as the menstrulation cycle is when a female generally in their pre-teens (12-16) leaks ovary blood from their female genitalia (vagina) During this cycle you experience: weight gain, hard and engorged breasts, coherence, depression, eating disorder, mood swings, etc. Generally, when left a long period of time without cleaning, the menstrual blood gets a fishy smell to it. It’s good for fish-fillet and salmon, so I recommend collecting it and adding it to your meal rotation for healthy skin. Many fish oil pills secretly use the uterus blood In their product. The female period is what happens to prepare your ovaries for a baby to come out. Yum. These babies generally say “ow” when they come out because they drown in your sweet fish scented genitalia juice. Quotes from females on their periods: “This is hanging off my eyelid” “I’m hurting” “ow.” “ow.” “THERE IS CRANBERRY SAUCE IN MY LONG JOHNS, YEE-HAW!” “My favorite thong is ruined!” “delicious fish fillet.” “I made some great pesto last night for dinner for me and my kids.” “oh sh#$” “MY PEEPEE FEELS WEIRD”. Tips for your period: Wash the peepee often. When left alone for a long period of time, the blood dries and creates a thick crust around the peepee, which breaks into delicious cookie-sprinkles when you move your legs too much. (great for sugarcookies by the way, good with fish-fillet.)

I am on my period

by Uterus Pesto August 24, 2018

Period Bitch

If you say Period Bitch you a hoe periodt

“TELL EM WHAT?!”
“PERIOD BITCH PERIOD!”

by A Real Ass Bitch. June 4, 2019

qualis artifex pereo

Nero's famous last words. "What an artist the world is losing in me." Can be said by pompous assholes who are too full of themselves as they die, I suppose.

Justin Bieber: *gets stabbed and is dying* No! Qualis artifex pereo!

by Dreaming Skies January 26, 2016

period no tampon

what you say when someone’s stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”
“period no tampon”

by vivivanilla13 October 30, 2018

PPD (period in dick)

When a man is acting emotional and bitchy - just like a woman when she has her period

Gucci mane: wacka flocka flame sure is acting bitchy

Lil wayne: yeah, but he's PPD (period in dick)

Gucci mane: wut?

lil wayne: he has a period in his dick, dont you see the blood in his pants

Gucci mane: dont cha like my adlibs?

by NewNYslang December 20, 2010

Period Pad

Soaks up the bloody discharge from your vaginal secreasions that passes through your pubic hair IF you have pubic hair.

WAIT LORI!! dont run that fast your period pad will fall out!

by andrealovesyou October 7, 2006