Soap opera pause

The ridiculous pause for dramatic affect after some ground breaking event happens during a soap opera. Most of the time it turns out to be nothing special, just a way to cut to the next storyline. This becomes increasingly annoying when people in the real world are using it. Like when they tell a story, especially when they are a bad storyteller.

" Oh boy. Mary has trapped another victim. She's telling that stupid story where the guy runs into her and she drops her milkshake. "

" I know! I've must have heard it 10 times already this week!"

"Yeah, but the worst part is the soap opera pause she always throws in when she reaches the part about the lid falling off right before her slipping. Like we are supposed to gasp in amazement. As if anything else could have happened and we should be surprised it went down that way. ARGH!"

by stinkychef August 26, 2013

front door pause

The momentary doorstep halt while you check you have your keys, before pulling the front door shut.

"Why's that guy stood there like a statue with his front door still open?"
"Dude, he's probably having his front door pause."

by Colin 100 November 2, 2013

i totally paused

I way of saying " I forgot"

Omg! I totally paused!

by Charlotte Bleicken February 2, 2017

BBM Pose

Known also from the Fab song "Killin' Em" . "Camera in the mirror, BBM Pose" . Usually a sexy mirror photo, stomach photos, thongs , big boootayyyss! Most people default it for there BBM. Could be sexting too.

Yoo that girl be sexy as hell wit her BBM Pose Shhhhyyyyyyttttttt.

by Dololife January 2, 2011

posering

when you copy something someone does, usually used as an accusation.

dude, you are totally posering off me if you use this word

by angel face June 4, 2004

Pause Artist

The art of pausing shows or movies in an appealing way to your fellow viewers (can also be performed as a solo act, but it is more fulfilling when shared with others.) The paused screen is typically an especially absurd face or gesture, but is not limited to other pleasing images such as excessive cleavage or crotch shots. Some people are natural pause artists, but if you practice you can often hone your skill.

(Beth pauses Wendy Williams mid 'how you doin' to get something to drink.)

Jordan: That's a hilarious face.

Beth: I didn't do it on purpose, I'm just a natural pause artist.

by The Real Beth January 12, 2012

poosen

Poosen is a mixture of poop and semen

Hey Brendon, did you know Genesis has poosen in her ass?

by WasabiButt February 15, 2014