Plaster Paint

Code word for 'masturbate' often used in hallways, near lockers, or when mothers are listening in to conversations.

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was plaster painting last night!!!!

by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004

Facebook Painting

A Women or a man who uses Photoshop on their pictures on Facebook.

Can she/he making a video of themselves besides using Facebook Painting
That's Facebook painting, I can tell because that's not a real profile.
Facebook Painting is the best alternative instead of using makeup.

by H0m0ErectUS August 17, 2017

toilet painting

when u shit in the toilet and after u flush shit is still there..so u need to get the brush out to clean it

1. hey dad, u just went toilet painting.
2. ohh man i hate cleaning up toilet painting's.

by rufey82 March 11, 2009

tonsil paint

to bust a nut in a girl's mouth

Yes, and then i gave her my tonsil paint for Christmas

by Fatsal March 2, 2016

paint a birmingham

To reconcile, rebuilding a lost relationship.

After years of silence, I had to "paint a birmingham" and our relationship is better than ever.

by pseudosquid January 25, 2009

finger paint

To put your fingers up a female's vagina to make her orgasm.

Did you finger paint?

by Carmina September 6, 2006

Paint Job

To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.

"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"

by Old Faithful aka Landshark October 19, 2008