Government Shoes

Shoes made specially for people with odd shape feet usually suffering from cabbage foot syndrome or shaped like a wired vegetable often at 90 degree angles which can be great for football for getting mad curve and whipage.

Shane "Has your Government Shoes come yet Earl". Earl "No!! But the better come soon! How the hell can I shoplift dog nuts to feed to the hoes in the basement without fresh crepes!"

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 14, 2017

Taliban's Shoe

Taliban Shoe

Irish Idiom

An item, interest, or hobby that when brought up is extremely socially difficult to explain

Oi Oisin that fox tail you're wearing is quite the taliban's shoe

by neoveci August 30, 2021

Shoe Shoppin

When you go into a bathroom and you can tell who is on the toilet based on their shoes.

I dont know what you ate last night but i know that was you in the bathroom earlier. I was shoe shopping to see who was the nasty person in the bathroom earlier.

by jcam1980 August 27, 2012

goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Shoe girl

A hot girl that lives life to the fullest and has lots and lots of shoes

My sister: omg did you buy another pair of heels? You have like 100 already!
Me: of course I did and I won't stop till I have 365!
My sister: (jealous) you are such a shoe girl

Me: but I'm not a shoe freak like coco austin!

by Glamazoncollette March 12, 2023

Shoe on the Gas

Making a quick move or decision that could better your life.

Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.

by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018

decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013