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Double butthurt

Someone who gets more butthurt because of someone asking if they are butthurt.
Jimmy was already slightly butthurt due to losing a game. Then became double butthurt when Ben ask if he was butthurt.
by easye28 August 12, 2019
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double oystered

When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
I can’t believe she double oystered me to make sick too just so I can stay home with her.
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
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Double period

When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
“Omg I’m 30 days late, I’m gonna have a double period
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021
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Double Pussyjob

The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.

The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.

It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The Double Pussyjob is definitely on my bucket list.
by adh3d October 26, 2022
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double barking

when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.

person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009
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Double Friday

When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012
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Double flannel

When a person wears two flannels at the same time.
by TheCloserRom July 14, 2018
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