Clock Blocked

When you are in the middle of sexual relations and your alarm goes off and you have to stop what you are doing to try and shut it off. This is only made worse when you think that you turned it off but you hit the snooze button instead and several minutes later it goes off again, thus interrupting your sexual liaison AGAIN. At this point, the alarm clock is usually either unplugged or just thrown across the room.

Bob: "Dude, last night I was getting it on with Jo when the alarm clock went off for no reason. I had to stop what I was doing and try to shut it off."

Andy: "Man, it sounds like you got 'Clock Blocked'

by What About Bob January 22, 2013

kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

around the block

A term for a woman who has sexual experience.

Jen has been around the block more than once.

by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007

cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.

I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.

by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006

guru block

When a Narcissistic ex-teacher disowns a student for becoming an individual.
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"Hey, you presenting at the convention this year ?"

"Nah. Got serious guru block.."

by capsule May 28, 2016

Blocks Moment

That one person that think he is so funny but really isnt. Usually their names are something like "blockseverywere" or "squidy"

Blockseverywere.. what a Blocks Moment

by Megaman1231 April 28, 2022

tremp-block

1. to stand in the middle of the road while hitchhiking which discourages drivers from stopping.
2. to ignore tremping (hitchhiking) etiquette and jump into a tremp if there is someone else who was waiting before you.

that guy just totally tremp-blocked you. you've been here for an hour and he just got here.

by dcan January 17, 2011