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oral train

similar to the oral triangle, when a minimum of three people are performing oral sex on each other, and the people are in a line, forming a 'train' by their respective bodies being 'linked' by the oral-genital contact.
Suzie was unable to answer her phone because she was too busy eating out her girlfriend while her boyfriend was behind her, eating herself out at the same time.

Instead, she texted to her best friend, "can't talk, in the middle car of an oral train"
by Cysteine August 12, 2011
mugGet the oral trainmug.

Trained Ape

When I wake up on Sunday afternoon all burnt out it's kind of fun to watch the Cowboys' Trained Ape bob the ball around
by Pkuhnert November 4, 2007
mugGet the Trained Apemug.

girlfriend in training

A relatively sexually inexperienced girl; whom, upon becoming your girlfriend will require a bit of assistance as to how to properly get your mojo workin'.
Guy #1: How's your new chickie?
Guy #2: Dude, I had to spend 45 minutes showing her how to properly hold the goods while hand jobbin me.
Guy #1: Well... she is a girlfriend in training after all...
by Dana January 23, 2004
mugGet the girlfriend in trainingmug.

train tracks

The series of marks upon one's arm due to injection of heroin. When the marks run up and down someones arm, similar to the tracks of a train, they are said to have train tracks.
Watch out for Paul man, he's totally addicted. Train tracks all over his arm.
by mapaccio March 29, 2009
mugGet the train tracksmug.

Myspace Train

A group on myspace with certain rules. Many camera whores,scene kids,etc. post a million proofs to get accepted into one.

Usually with names like:

Aesthetic glamour
hello kitty perfection
suicide toybox
etc..
Person1: OMG i got accepted into perfect aesthetic scary murder pretty hello kitty death dolls!The freakin awesomest myspace train ever!!!
Person2: Shoot me...
by screamofeen19 May 4, 2009
mugGet the Myspace Trainmug.

Hell Train

Certifiably one of the fastest ways to get drunk, fit for the king of darkness himself. Set up six shot glasses filled with your choice of liquor (at least 50 proof), lined up like St. Peter's cross with one on top (3 in a line, 2 on either side between the 1st and 2nd, and 1 balanced on top of the 4 in the center), and whenever your prayers are said, you take each shot back to back with no break (aka "riding" the hell train) and try not to spit it all out even though your insides are probably burning like the 8th circle
David: bruh, how'd Chris get shitfaced so fast? We've only been here 20 minutes
Robby: Oh, he rode the hell train twice, he'll probably pass out soon
by devilintraining April 16, 2015
mugGet the Hell Trainmug.

Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 February 7, 2012
mugGet the Car trainmug.

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