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Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus
Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps
by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020
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soft brick

When a phone or other electronic device is rendered entirely unusable ("bricked", ie, the device has the functionality of a brick), but in a non-permanent way, such that with the correct tools and techniques, it can be revived. Contrast with "hard brick" where the device is well and truly useless. The process of unbricking it may still be enough work that one may choose to just get a new one (depending on how expensive it is to replace).

Generally implies that the damage is done to the firmware or software, not the hardware - a phone that was dunked in a fishtank might well be destroyed, but one wouldn't call that "bricked"
"Hey, what happened, I thought you bricked your phone trying to root it the other day - did you get a new one?"

"Oh no, it was just a soft brick. It took me hours to figure out how, but I was able to get it to boot last night and reinstalled android. Lost all my contacts though, and it's still not rooted..."
by Doc. A May 22, 2019
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Soft Fuckboi

Typically names Karen and Sonja, people who will say things that only can be said to get in people's pants but mean no harm. Sometimes can come off as sweet but have underlying intentions.
They’re such a soft fuckboi, they only say sweet things to sleep with people.
by Intellectual101 October 12, 2020
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Doable soft

So hot you can do her without a boner.
Sorry Sarah, but your little sister is doable soft.
by Pitmonkey December 16, 2009
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Soft Croissant

The action of masterbating when one's penis is not fully erect
I was too tired last night to fully jerk it, so I had a soft croissant before going to bed.

I've been jerking so much all I can do is a soft croissant now.

This dry season has to end soon, I'm stuck with soft croissants
by Jean-Charles December 16, 2018
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Soft Wash

Ballwashing a flaccid Penis. Giving head on a penis that never becomes erect.
Man the whiskey dick set in last night and Peg ended up giving me a soft wash.
by Dick Onchin July 29, 2021
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soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot
"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"
by mantis_shrimp January 9, 2019
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