I way to say that you have a huge dick.
Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012
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sometimes used to hide the fact that you're not fine at all and need a hug desperately
sometimes used to hide the fact that you're not fine at all and need a hug desperately
by edgymofo December 14, 2022
Get the i'm fine mug."I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
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Soft pp.
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
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Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted
Son: Because I am with my brother!
Dad: You're adopted
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Examples of things people do when they are bored
1. Text their friends and ask them to call and the proceed to say nothing for two hours
2. Go one urban dictionary "There has gotta be something funny on there,right?"
3. Stare at the ceiling and pretend the ceiling fan will crash on top of them
4. Play video games
5. Go outside and throw snowballs at trees
Examples of things people do when they are bored
1. Text their friends and ask them to call and the proceed to say nothing for two hours
2. Go one urban dictionary "There has gotta be something funny on there,right?"
3. Stare at the ceiling and pretend the ceiling fan will crash on top of them
4. Play video games
5. Go outside and throw snowballs at trees
Jason: I'm boredddddddddddd
absolutely no one responded because Jason is alone just like all of us,we are all alone.
absolutely no one responded because Jason is alone just like all of us,we are all alone.
by Bruh_Moment45736 May 19, 2021
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