I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

String Slip

When a musician who plays a stringed instrument accidentally skips a few parts/loses track of progress in a musical piece/score due to the obsession to that other part that they skipped to in a musical piece.

I was playing Tchaikovsky's 4 Seasons on my violin; I loved that fast allegretto so much because it sounded so difficult yet so elegant and pleasant at the same time. Whilst playing that fast allegretto part, I realized I was rushing and that I skipped a few measures ahead of my other fellow musicians, and so the mistake embarrassed me and caused me to return back to the pace of the other musicians, which was no easy task, and since they were playing so quickly, I had to follow the cue with much difficulty. This is the worst String Slip of my life!!

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

G-String

G-String also commonly known as the " thong" is something worn by people worldwide. The G in G-string actually refers to the word Gagina cause it goes up your Gagina.

MY GAGINA ITCHES BECAUSE OF MY G-STRING.

by VOLPUMPTOUSTITTIEPES69 October 16, 2020

Homemade Silly String

This is another form of saying Sperm/Nut

You better be quiet before I hit you with this Homemade Silly String

by Burt Box June 27, 2025

A-String

It's not a B-string or a C-string and neither is it a frayed knot.

How long is A-string? Twice as long as half a string.

by ApricotFields July 24, 2020

on a string

To combine a drug (or a combination of drugs) with cocaine.

Guy 1: Hey let’s take some acid and shrooms for a soul bomb
Guy 2: Fuck that, let’s do soul bomb on a string and add some coke to the mix

by WhoIsJohnnyWalker August 6, 2021