Ohio Ball

Some consider it a sport. Others consider it a suicide mission. Ohio ball is the world most dangerous game ever. The game has THREE unspoken rules.
#1 Never speak of Ohio Ball
#2 Death can shortly follow after losing a game of Ohio Ball.
#3 Anything can happen.

Jimmy: “You what are those niglets doing?”
Tyrone: “There playing Ohio Ball”
Ohio-Russian Spy: “Вы нарушили первое правило игры в Огайо. Вы будете повешены за свои преступления против королевства Огайо.”

by SigmaFaggotHater December 20, 2022

Ohio Mortar

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

by Titty monster January 12, 2023

The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.

Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"

by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019

Madison Ohio

it’s a pretty dead town a lot of old and some younger white racist people. The only thing they have going on is fast food restaurants that aren’t even good and a Walmart. That’s about it.

madison ohio: the place is a dump

by System is cool August 10, 2022

Ohio Sandwich

When you are making out with someone and vomit in their mouth.

Oh boy, i totally gave them an ohio sandwich last weekend and they just dm'd me asking if im free again tonight!

Oh boy, thats gross! Were they into it or something?

by allmullett May 6, 2022

What in the ohio

Something odd happening.

What in the Ohio just happened man?

someone just got eaten by a dragon.

by Coolboy300 October 8, 2022

Ohio Burrito

oh-hahy-oh buh-ree-toh
/oʊˈhaɪ oʊ/ /bəˈri toʊ/

noun: plural: Ohio burritos

Increasingly popular variant of the Cleveland Steamer, wherein Saran Wrap is employed AFTER the brown trout is released but BEFORE the donor takes seat, resulting in a spectacular psychedelic liquid light show of poo.

Usually, quick cleanup was the name of the game however, Eric surprised us all by opting for Saran Wrap *after* the brown shower. The Ohio Burrito never leaves spectators disappointed.

by MoltenPoo December 18, 2021