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Head office

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by 2q2bstr8 September 5, 2009
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office supplies

by Itchyhole March 1, 2016
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office buddy

I got a Christmas gifts for my office buddy.
by Boris Marchenko June 10, 2016
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Office Tan

Pigment color change due to extensive exposure to monitors at the office.
Are you coming to the meeting, or are you going to sit around and work on your office tan?
by sir keith June 23, 2011
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Office Hot

'Office Hot' can be used to describe someone who would usually be just okay or 'mid' in terms of their looks, but after being exposed to them for a long period of time they appear to be more attractive. For instance, a girl that works in the office would normally never get any second looks, but since you're with them for a long period of time they slowly become more desirable.
Ted: "Hey man, I sorta have a thing for Ashley. I'm thinking about asking her out."

Josh: "You're gonna regret that, dude. She's your coworker, she's just Office Hot."
by Absurd_Alfred August 8, 2023
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office repulsion

Is the healthy state of disgust towards the bullshit and bureaucracy of the office that will save a henchgoon from spending the rest of his/her life crammed into a veal-fattening pen, repeating the same mindless and never-ending routine ad infinitum. When office repulsion gives way to comfort zone laziness: GAME OVER!
Veteran henchgoon: “Could you do something I ask you just once with a smile on your face??”

Newbie temp-henchgoon: “No can do! I need to keep my office repulsion up or I’ll turn into a sad bastard like you and I’ll still be here in twenty years, grinning stupidly and deluding myself into thinking everything is just terrific!”
by Dick K Redcar January 20, 2010
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Oval Office

Where a group of menaces gather during certain occurrences to “hotbox” ones car.
Hey you got a cart? Let’s go Oval Office after school!
by DeezNuts12378 April 26, 2022
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