Novak Djokovic

The whiniest piece of shit anti-vaxxer you will ever see that thinks it's cool to hug kids after testing positive for Covid-19

Person 1: "Did you here about that Novak Djokovic guy?"
Person 2: "Oh he's a shit cunt"
Serbian dude: "Oh but Tennis Australia did this on purpose!!!!!111!! They are tyrants!"

by Give Me The Plant January 10, 2022

Nokia

Toilet paper manufacturer turned cell-phone company. Really, their original product was Nokia toilet paper. You learn something new every day.

Is that phone a Nokia? Wipe your ass with it, cause it's a piece of shit.

by The can-you-hear-me-now guy February 7, 2004

novali

A sweet amazing bright woman with her own ways of doing things.

Novali an amazing woman with a bright future.

by Novali December 20, 2016

Novak

A unit of measure for either width or weight. The width of one "Novak" is approximately 2 feet wide. The weight of a "Novak" is about 300 pounds.

Width: That couch is 3 Novaks wide.
Weight: It felt like i was carrying a Novak on my back on my way to class.

by the_inhaler September 10, 2009

Nova

Bucket made by vauxhall mostly of rust.
the cheapest way to make you sound system mobile.
most commonly pushed uphill by steeks townies neds etc..

awwwww m8 ur nova is da total beast mate,

check out da twin decks on dat bad boy

by DC August 6, 2004

novabroker

A young stockbroker or day trader that has incredible talent or luck and makes tons of money very quickly.

"Josh has turned out to be a real novabroker. He made over $200k just last month!"

by nielsencl May 25, 2008

Nokia

THE STRONG ASS MUTHAFUCKA BEFORE iPHONES

Nokia beda dan appel

by strongassmuthafuka April 18, 2018