A joke (typically a play on words) that is loaded with cheese and is lacking in originality and comedic value. Dad jokes are most often performed by people who have lost their way in the fields of comedy due to years of strenuous fatherhood and laboring in the workforce.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
While it is possible for a dad joke to be genuinely enjoyable, the odds of that happening are slim to none.
'I'm hungry' "Hi hungry, I'm dad!" 'Dope dad joke bro I'm gonna go dig my own grave real quick thanks for that.'
by Ginrephiced E-file May 21, 2020
Get the Dad Jokemug. The act of repeating something someone just said in the first person and adding "once" to the end of it.
PERSON A: Hey, I found a penny.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I found a penny once.
PERSON A: I think she killed the spider.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I killed a spider once.
PERSON A: Imagine if you just died, right now.
PERSON B (Lopano Joke): I died once.
by Silent Chicken May 3, 2009
Get the Lopano Jokemug. Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"
Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
by jewCjuice October 13, 2010
Get the Joking Ghostmug. When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.
Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
by moosh May 7, 2021
Get the Carter Jokemug. 
A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
Get the Joking on the Squaremug. Table Joke: a flat out terrible joke that is usually used as a conversation filler EX: Why did the chicken cross the road?
by Runawayhomelessman January 31, 2017
Get the table jokemug.