Noah 

A Pussy Nigga That Wants No Smoke He will always run and hide or tell an adult if you were to put fear in his heart he is the nigga u don't want to take if u were planning to jump somebody

Me:Noah u trying 2 pull up and fuck some niggas up

Noah:nah my grandmother funeral today

Me:ok

Noah: Caught on the snap at a kennedy fried chicken

Noah by Noahpussy February 12, 2020

Noah 

The kid who tries to hook up with girls but can't. Acts like he's good at basketball but really he suck dick.

Oh my god Noah fucking asked me out. UGHH!

Noah by A man named Aka who like takis February 18, 2020

Noah 

A simp or a furry and thats about it

1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city

Noah by pro memer February 20, 2020

Noah 

Noah is a term used in order to describe the way you would like for your boyfriend to be.

I would love for my boyfriend to be more noah.

Noah by realmafaggadude February 21, 2020

Noah 

Any boy with this name is the biggest cunt in the universe. Shit hair, shit face. Walks round like he owns the place. Likely crys when is mum finds out he had been smoking gras. s

'noah is a real cunt'

Noah by Honestlyys April 6, 2020

noah 

mole king

wow noah is a mole king

noah by moleprincess April 16, 2020

Noah 

Noah is a bottom. A lil boy who acts quirky. Maybe hes got a skater energy. Only thing that is sure is he is a bottom

Luke: Wow did you see noah?

Bella: Yeah he sure isnt a top

Noah by AsterDragon April 27, 2020