Swamp fridge

An obese woman with an unkept neglected muff runs on a treadmill while wearing a garbage bag on the hottest day of summer until she is sweating profusely. You lay her down, spread her lips and do a single lick of her clitoris as she wraps her cottage cheese legs around your head

My buddy Paul bragged about doing a swamp fridge while visiting a small town gym.

by Swamp diver April 13, 2022

Fridge

Very offensive word or someone misunderstanding something or someone thing something is wrong and creepy also known as WTF

“What the fridge” “DONT SWEAR THERES KIDS AROUND”

by IMNOTDUMBAREYOULYINGYES March 10, 2022

fridge archeology

Going through the refrigerator after a major holiday and digging through layers of leftovers in search of something palatable or edible.

"The day after Christmas I woke up really hungry but I had to do some some serious fridge archeology to find something I actually wanted to eat."

by steampowered December 26, 2012

Jesus fridge

The back deck or a snow bank where guests can keep their drinks cold at a party. Only works in winter in colder climates

Hey bud, grab me another beer from the Jesus fridge, there's none in the regular fridge.

by Skoden Stoodis January 11, 2023

Fridges

An expression used when you are mad or confused.

Fridges! I didn't do the laundry yesterday!

by El Burrito Man May 30, 2018

There's watermelon in the fridge.

There's watermelon in the fridge. Definition; fuck off; go fuck yourself. A great phrase to throw of your opponent in any game making them think about things like ..."wtf does that even mean?"

I said "There's watermelon in the fridge." he had no idea what I meant but we won the game!

by madam buckmastahpata May 6, 2022

Fridge

The fat friend that cuts in when a dude is trying to smash a hottie.

The fridge always protects the snacks.

by Fishbone January 4, 2025