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Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012
mugGet the Lung Ninjamug.

ninja abs

abs that are hidden and only appear when it is necessary; in other words, an excuse for not having abs
My stomach's not squishy... there's ninja abs there!
by flowhawk22 October 12, 2010
mugGet the ninja absmug.

Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Masturbationmug.

ninja cuddle

the act of sneaking up on someone very quietly and cuddling them without them expecting it.
by gunpowder gertie August 11, 2009
mugGet the ninja cuddlemug.

Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
mugGet the Poptart Ninjamug.

Ninja Drop

An exclamation of satisfaction with one's self for having caught something just dropped.
Though ninjas obviously never drop anything, this is how they would drop things (and what they would proclaim) if they were capable of doing so.
The feelings of alertness and dexterity associated with the drop/catch action preceding the "Ninja Drop!" stand
in stark contrast to the inattention and clumsiness that led to the exclamation in the first place.
by CainFang September 27, 2010
mugGet the Ninja Dropmug.

water ninja

by VAW666 January 10, 2009
mugGet the water ninjamug.

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