Legal ninja

A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.
Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.

George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 09, 2020
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Ninja Masturbation

Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 22, 2010
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Poptart Ninja

Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.

This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!

Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
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Ninja Yanked

The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.
"Oh damn man, you just got ninja yanked!"

"Close your legs dude before i ninja yank you!"
by J.P.Hades May 15, 2009
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Ninja Gaidance

What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3
Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!

Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
by Ultrafiend101 December 04, 2010
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Marijuana Ninja

One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
"I'm so ninja when i smoke" - Me
"Your a fucking Marijuana Ninja." - Jealous Friend
by P.O.L. Masta December 08, 2011
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Lung Ninja

A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
I played lung ninja yesterday and won. I also had a bad case of the munchies.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012
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