Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
by Lawdog April 09, 2020
by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 22, 2010
Someone who thinks he/ she is automatically a ninja, because they dropped their poptart/ waffle/ soap/ glass etc. and managed to catch it with their foot/ elbow/ knee/ forehead etc.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
This is obviously not possible, seeing as a ninja would never drop something in the first place.
Joe: Man i just dropped the soap while i was in the shower, and caught it with my foot. Total Poptart Ninja! MLIA!
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
Pete: No. Your life is not average, and you most definitely are not a ninja, you are a disgrace to all ninja everywhere, seeing as a ninja would never drop something, or have the need to shower.
by Sonskynkind April 25, 2010
The verb describing the unpleasant movement of hitting ones scrotum from behind them, most often used when someone has their legs spread awkwardly apart.
by J.P.Hades May 15, 2009
What you desperately need but can't find when you are failing miserably at any Ninja Gaiden game for PS3
Guy 1: Ahhhh this game is so hard what do I do!?!?!
Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
Guy 2: I would offer you some Ninja Gaidance but I don't have a fucking clue.
by Ultrafiend101 December 04, 2010
One who smokes in more private and secluded areas then a regular stoner. Knows how to successfully smoke indoors or sketchy areas without getting faded.
by P.O.L. Masta December 08, 2011
A stoner game in which you have 12 throwing knives, 4 throwing stars, and 1 tomahawk. What you do is take a big hit off a pipe, and hold it in, throw all of the items listed above before you exhale. If you do exhale before all the items are thrown, you cant throw any more. You add all of the points and thats what you receive. The goal is to throw all the items and get the highest score while you get the highest.
by xXBoogaXx September 17, 2012