Nice Asshole

1. An asshole who knows he has to be nice to girls to get pussy!

2. A nice guy that knows he has to be an asshole to girls to get pussy!

3. When you become conscious of knowing when, where, and how to utilize your nice assholeness to your benefit to get pussy! When you have become a JEDI NICE ASSHOLE (all caps because of the respect it demands) as Jay-Z would say...I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Your swag is off the charts!!
Alex Rodriguez
Charlie Sheen
Vinny from Jersey Shore

"Harvey" character from the USA show "Suits"
"Hank Moody" character from the Showtime show "Californiacation"
"Vince" character from the HBO show "Entourage"

NUMBER ONE RESPONSE WHEN A GIRL CALLS YOU ASSHOLE

Girl: "You're such an asshole"
Guy: Yea, but I'm a niiiiccce asshole!
Girl: Ok...you're cool.

"There is something about that guy but I can't put my finger on it. I guess it's because he is a nice asshole."

A girl who talks shit about a guy and then turns around and sleeps with him.
by President of AOS August 07, 2011
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have a nice

"Have a nice" is a universal phrase used to tell someone to enjoy their life, day, football game, party or whatever they are doing. The phrase was coined by Internet personality David Vujanic with the goal of spreading a positive outlook on life in general
Igor: I have an important exam coming up, the stress is killling me
Boris: Don't worry man, have a nice!
by Halvdryg November 01, 2018
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Nice meme

Nice meme bellow, be nice if I stole that too.
by EHail26 November 30, 2020
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Nice Guys

Nice Guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice to girls and if they have boyfriends they say that they should probably break up when they are obviusly say No and get regected they say that they are bitches and that girls don't want nice guys
Nice guys are guys that think they deserve sex for being nice
Nice Guy: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: No, i already have a boyfriend.
Nice Guy: No girl wants a nice guy like me, i hope you die you ugly bitch
by Gay nigger from outher space December 28, 2018
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Nice Personality

When one of the boys wants to smash a girl but has to inform them discreetly
Bro 1: “Hey look it’s her”
Her: “Hi”

Her: remains in the same vicinity
Bro 2: looks at bro 1
Bro 2: “she got a nice personality
by J1mmyCrackC0rn March 21, 2020
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Nicely Jerkified

A nice guy who decides to turn into a jerk after a breakup, thus destroying his life over a girl, and in the process hurting people.
by nicejerk February 21, 2011
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nice cakes

Hey hag girl has some nice cakes
by Honeybooboo April 02, 2017
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