Mushroom Head

Anyone who works in a car park, who often has a bowl cut past the age of 7.

Hey, that Paulie in the car park is such a fucking mushroom head

by cecil501 June 7, 2007

electronic mushroom stamp

sending a photo of your hard penis to a friend, giving their phone a mushroom stamp, electronically.

-hey dude, sorry i can't make it to your party
electronic mushroom stamp
-damn you!

by Brosanne February 26, 2011

Mushroom Head

The phenomenon of permanent physical trasformation of the human body, particularily the brain, induced by excessive ingestion of mushrooms containing psilocybin or psilocin

(ie. 'Magic Mushrooms")

Symtoms include

- Poor social skills

- Shady appearance

- Extreme excellence in one single form of creative art

- Rarely seen without headphones on

- Pale skin

- Absence of 'Iris' in eyes

- Has the mind of a genius, but keeps to themselves about EVERYTHING

Bro 1: Hey dude, I think Jimbo turned into a real Mushroom Head after that spring break mushroom party.

Bro 2: No dude, Jimbo's been chompin shrooms since grade two. It seems to me that his last serving sealed the deal, becoming a Mushroom Head is a very gradual process.

by Tsetorp September 30, 2008

purple headed mushroom tattoo

Upon ejaculation, aim for the side of face. and cock smack( with all your might ) across the face. For the next few days there will be a purple headed mushroom tatoo on there face.

Last night I gave Sam a purple headed mushroom tattoo.

by Bachelor Theo October 29, 2007

cream of mushroom soup

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Shitaki Mushrooms

A: The definition you use when little kids are around and you wanna say shit
B: A horrible tasting mushroom that Japenese make.

"Shi-! I mean shitaki mushrooms."
"Hai! You have come for a shitaki mushroom yes!"

by Greysnow June 20, 2007

shitocki mushrooms

1) A cover up word for "shit."
2) a type of mushroom.

1)SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! THAT BITCH BE HOTT!!
2)OH SHITOCKI MUSHROOMS! MY PHONE BROKE!

by slepoyrox February 26, 2010