Tallahassee wet mop

During the process of wiping oneself, a bit of toilet paper accidentally grazes the water or comes in contact with moisture before wiping, thereby startling and/or skeeving the wiper, mid-wipe.

I didn’t notice the TP was wet and I Tallahassee wet mopped myself…

by Mancho76 February 15, 2025

mop

Micheal's excuse for hair

Micheal why do you still have a mop on your head

by ProPengu123 January 28, 2019

fanny mop

A male with a beard

I wouldn't mind his fanny mop on me

by Don'tforgetyourdreams February 28, 2015

Mop head

A bitch with ugly ass hair

I saw this girl at a party last night, she had a thick ass body, but damn was she a mop head

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 10, 2023

Mexico City Mop

When eating spicy food blowing your nose then wiping your ass with the same tissue

Brian-“Man this chille is hot!” Gunnar-“sounds like your gonna have to use the ol’ Mexico City mop”

by Jordan bennet January 8, 2025

The Mop

An alternate way of saying you ( or someone else) got their dick sucked.

“Yo dude, I got the mop at that party last night. She gave such good head.”

“Did you hear that Becky gave Jimmy the mop on Tuesday?”

by Spidery2banana March 14, 2019

Merdy Mops

The largest, coldest gang in the springs. A brother hood not to be fucked with. Be warned; they WILL shoot up on you if you lose their juul 🥶

damn I can’t wait to join those cold ass merdy mops

by Fartboi69 October 8, 2019