by i spilled sprite on my turkey❤ December 9, 2023
Get the silly.em0.monkemug. Synonym for fucked up. Origin includes monkey/ape going monkey mode/ ape shit and fucking shit up. Can be used in a variety of situations.
"Damn broski, I was so freaking monked last night after I butt chugged that 30 rack", "Damn broski, she hit you with that break up text?!?!, That's monked" , etc.
by Monkman123 June 14, 2022
Get the Monkedmug. Man 2- you m got that monke drip boi
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
Man 1- ayo do I not have the monke drip drip mother fucking bitch
by monke drip boi January 19, 2022
Get the Monke dripmug. To be constantly sacked from the most menial, mundane jobs in the universe and live life on the dole.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
Going "Monk Mode" often involves have a tiny, flaccid penis and trying to fornicate with quails.
A: "Have you heard about Pete? He lost his job AGAIN"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
B: "Yep, I saw him going to the Job Centre with a bag full of quails. He's gone Monk Mode"
by SkrrtRussell May 15, 2025
Get the Monk Modemug. A day of your life that goes so horrifically bad that it drives you to leave your home and emigrate to the Nepalese mountains and see out your days as a monk in peace.
Today has been so bad, I have already looked at flights to Nepal, if i get home and catch my wife cheating again this will be a monk day
by The banter August 10, 2016
Get the monk daymug. by Lord_Monke September 10, 2022
Get the Monke rollmug. by Eyyyy_itsalvee July 20, 2022
Get the monkemug.