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Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.
My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.
by frellepolo October 9, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Strip

When you use the jelly from a 600lb persons bed sores as anal lube to fuck your favorite cousin on their power chair
Hey Cheyenne, I can’t wait to try the Mississippi Mud Strip on my first cousin Jennifer. I’m gonna use the jelly from Chris’s bedsores.
by Skizzledizzle January 27, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Muffin

A possible delicacy during anal sex. A Mississippi Mud Muffin or MMM is the excreted nickle-sized (or larger) poo that may be produced after quickly pulling out during anal sex that is then orally consumed by the penetrated partner. The consumer must say “Mmm!” after consumption for it to be a true Mississippi Mud Muffin.
The chick from accounting totally had a Mississippi Mud Muffin last night! I knew she was a freak!
by OMG303LOL June 20, 2019
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Mississippi Muffler Cover

When an individuals testicles are swung back to cover their rectum.
I gave myself a Mississippi Muffler Cover so I could stop farting.
by Truckster38 December 5, 2021
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Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
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Mississippi Breeze Way

When you fart under the sheets, lift and drop your legs thus pushing the fart up from under the blankets between you and your partner in bed.
Last night I was gassy and Rachel was prepared for a Dutch Over so I hot her with the Mississippi Breeze Way instead.
by Ol Brummy March 6, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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