Mental Sotardation 

A person with a mental deficiency beyond any humanly normal retard levels.

This is a severe case of mental sotardation.

Mental Sotardation by black_dude October 23, 2012

mental stalking 

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."

Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."

mental stalking by zaista August 27, 2013

mental ends meet 

Not together enough to care about the finer things of life because you're too preoccupied with keeping yourself calm

Hey Susan, I wish I could make my mental ends meet so I could care about matching my clothes or keeping my room clean. All my energy is spent keeping myself calm and not depressed,

mental ends meet by Jonfurstn January 15, 2015

Mental Crohn's 

In a situation when you must think of the right words for a sentence, but you fall under full hesitation. This is the higher form of a brain fart in to which your entire comprehension of the human language collapses just short of succumbing to a stroke.

"I was on stage to present my piece for the debate championship, but my brain just stopped. It didn't feel like a brain fart as much as full blown {Mental Crohn's]."

Mental Crohn's by bigmak93 September 12, 2015

mental realm capacity 

I believe would be the Capacity of storage for all the mental relms/plains, dementions, multiverse dementions wich i believe would be unlimited space for the storage of the subconcieous workings and/of cosmic conections of all life and plains in and for a dementional multiverse that has allways existed and allways will unknown of how often a new universal demention is created whether it's by a slim chance evolution or/and by a/the creator each to their own I like the informative word "it" as anything can be called it and does not gender discriminate.

I believe my creators mental realm capacity is infinite leading to a never ending subconcieous and , and in my personal search for the answers of possible magic through thoughts existing as real on a plain of thought probably visible if you could see your thoughts.

mental realm capacity by P0Ti0N February 29, 2016

Mental Grafter 

Someone who may be accused of being lazy and not doing any manual labour but practises his labour in the mind, where his thoughts are constantly working.

I've grafted all my life not as a builder of houses, but mentally as an architect of ideas. So you would call me a mental grafter.

Mental Grafter by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

mental colonoscopy 

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

mental colonoscopy by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017