Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022
Get the Coco melon mug.A plant in the Plants vs. Zombies franchise which hurls melons at Zombies which can deal splash damage as well as dealing huge damage to them at a long-range distance.
"Getting 2 Melon-pults will allow me to pretty much defend any Zombie beside Football Zombies and Gargantuars."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
Get the Melon-pult mug.Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 1, 2021
Get the easy peasy melon squeezy mug.by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023
Get the Melon mug.Guy 1: Have you seen what that bloke over there's just done?
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
Guy 2: Yeah that was stupid, what a melon farmer.
by 丁骨牛排 December 25, 2020
Get the Melon Farmer mug.The best fruit too eat. Of the pyramid of superiority of fruits the melon is at the top and the inferior tomato at the bottom
Smart people: the melon is above all!
by Melon is top March 17, 2020
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