Meet me in the parking lot

It's the equivalent of saying "Fight me." or "Meet me in the bathroom."

"Deadpool is pansexual and anyone who says otherwise can meet me in the parking lot."

by A Mystery, motherfucker. July 6, 2018

Boy Meets World

Absolutely one of the worst shows to ever grace my TV. I watched one episode of it once and ended up having diarrhea for the rest of the week.

The episode was about that curly haired dipshit (Cory I think) and his girlfriend, Potango, dripping over each other and telling their parents how much they wanted to fuck each other. It was more like watching a soap opera as opposed to a sitcom. I did not laugh even once, or crack a smile for that matter during the whole thirty minutes it was on.

Generally you're supposed to care about the characters in a TV show. I, however, was all for cutting all their heads off with a spoon. Avoid watching this travesty.

This is what the entire show is about:

Curly-haired dipshit: I love you.
Potango: I love you.

by Taintfuck November 24, 2004

Fixin' to meet the golf club

to beat the shit out of someone hitting on your girlfriend

Jon: Stop talking to my girl or else you will be fixin' to meet the golf club

by Fixin to meet the golf club June 13, 2017

come meet my cat

have a look at my pussy

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"

by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014

Where the rubber meets the road

where the action is most immediate, such as the place where a plan is put in motion (from the place where a vehicles tires make contact with the pavement)

If she can tell where the rubber meets the road, she's in.

by The Return of Light Joker November 5, 2009

come meet my cat

To have sex with a female's pussy/vagina.

"Come upstairs so you can come meet my cat! ...If you know what I mean."

by Overstored Milk September 1, 2014

Meet Me At Camera Three

Made popular by the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. When you have a one on one conversation with someone where you blatantly criticize their decisions or ethics.

"Lisa, you can't keep kicking puppies. Meet me at camera three."

by markismyfish January 31, 2007