Wog meat

(noun, insult) An attractive white woman that only has sex with black/asian men.

Dude 1 "wow, look at her over there!"
Dude 2 "I wouldn't touch her with yours mate, she's wog meat"

by d*v*ant January 15, 2009

meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

by bobaphat February 15, 2006

Meat Dredge

For a man to take his whole "package" and dredge it across his girlfriend's face slowly, making sure to slow down more around the nose. Kind of like teabagging but instead of dropping, you dredge all of your stuff across the face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give it up last night so when she went to sleep, I took my junk and meat dredged her from chin to forehead.

by biffered April 4, 2012

Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat

“You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “

by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020

meat case

a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.

Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case

by king jonman July 2, 2006

lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.

1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."

by Curtis Popsicle November 6, 2010

meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

by Blecchy Green December 7, 2009