a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008
Get the with a mattress in the back mug.The red-clad shotokan fighter from the Street Fighter series, who was originally white, but the racist Japanese makers of the game retconned him so that he is only 1/4th white, and 3/4th Japanese, to screw around with the white fans.
Dude 1: I am so happy that one of the main guys in a Japanese game for once is white. I'm picking Ken Masters!
Dude 2: Sorry, but Ken has been retconned to be Asian, now.
Dude 1: That's dissapointing... :(
Dude 2: Sorry, but Ken has been retconned to be Asian, now.
Dude 1: That's dissapointing... :(
by Ortonist Prime September 12, 2006
Get the Ken Masters mug.Kim Mathers Scott- Tall blonde about 6 feet,wears hair in bun drives eminem nuts,bisexual,whore,cokehead,crackhead,
drunk,jailbird,rehab bitch,horriable mom for leaving hailie whitney and her niece aliana,south warren trash pre fame,Plain old fucked up bitch with too much money and not enough brains.
drunk,jailbird,rehab bitch,horriable mom for leaving hailie whitney and her niece aliana,south warren trash pre fame,Plain old fucked up bitch with too much money and not enough brains.
by ccrider June 18, 2004
Get the kim mathers mug.A substance excreted by nibblonians. It is the fuel source for rocket ships in the year 3000. Among the many astounding properties of dark matter is its incredible density, such that every pound of dark matter weighs over 1000 pounds.
Cop 1: Smells like a 289 in progress.
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
Cop 2: Failure to scoop, aww yeahh.
Fry (attempting to lift the dark matter poop): Wait, I'm trying! It weighs as much as a thousand suns!
by Kel Varnsen March 12, 2008
Get the Dark Matter mug.Black Lives Matter Movement is a movement to move us to equality and justice. BLMM is shortened to Black Lives Matter Movement. Black lives matter is a system where we equality and justice happens everywhere to the blacks because in America, whites only seem to have control over the minorities and the people of color who try to stand with BLM. Systematic oppression is held within minorities and is tired of hearing words of “black privilege” because that doesn’t exist. Neither does the oppressor being oppressed. You can’t be oppressed while being the oppressor, it wouldn’t make sense.
Dude 1: I think all lives matter.
Dude 2: What about the gays and trans then? What about some black lives matter?
Dude 1: I didn’t mean it by that..
Dude 2: Exactly, you’re only silencing the oppressed by saying that whites matter, but they haven’t been killed by police. They were only arrested.
Dude 1: #ALM!!
Dude 2: no, it’s not all lives matter until black lives matter.
Dude 2: What about the gays and trans then? What about some black lives matter?
Dude 1: I didn’t mean it by that..
Dude 2: Exactly, you’re only silencing the oppressed by saying that whites matter, but they haven’t been killed by police. They were only arrested.
Dude 1: #ALM!!
Dude 2: no, it’s not all lives matter until black lives matter.
by EllerIgnorance July 3, 2020
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Get the Mattress Tag mug.An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc
See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
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