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new muscle

A person who has recently began lifting weights, acquiring minimal to some muscle definition, and feels the need to show off by wearing tight-fitting short sleeve shirts and tank tops - even on cold days.

Similar to new money.
"Damn, it's gotta be like a 40 degree day out here."
"No shit, and that mother fucker over there is wearin' nothin' but a wife beater. He's gotta be new muscle."
by speaks4 April 2, 2008
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american muscle

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A bunch of lame, american cars that are grossly over-rated in the US. The only selling features are that they have such terrible fuel inefficientcy that 35 minutes of racing will drain the entire tank- and that's on a good day.

They are revered among idiots who only have the balls to race against idiots in civics in the US. The typical muscle car has such poor suspension that your spine will need surgery if you take it off a flat road for ten minutes. They are noisy, but not a nice, purring noise. More like the noise you get when you fart underwater.

For the most part, they are really ugly. The typical muscle car fan/designer thinks that being big will divert the atention to the featureless junk that is the chassis. The chassis will typically crumple like the French army in any accident, despite the car being heavier than the arguements against buying it. The muscle car is typical of the stereotyped american car, in that it is large, badly designed, poorly put toghether (with glue), drinks the engine dry in minutes ,over-priced, an engine that is so ridiculous it should be destroyed, heavy and being an all-out joke of a machine.


The typical owner will claim it is good, because it can chase off a few ricers. But of course, a car costing half is usually shit outta luck anyway.

But then put any muscle car against british beef, german efficiency, Italian Speed-machines or any other european cars in THE SAME PRICE RANGE and any muscle car will be torn a new asshole.
by Gumba Gumba March 19, 2004
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love muscle

the muscle up the vaginal opening used to grip the penis and may become tight
gunit/i smell pussy - "love muscle feel tighter then a head lock"
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American Muscle Fag

A large, loud mouthed douche who believes that he can beat every car ever made in a race. Aside from professional tuners AM fags are annoying and should not be treated with respect due to the nature of the large amounts of shit dissing that spews from what used to be their mouth.
John: Yeah man! I can totally kick your supra's ass in a drag man. You kidding me, that ricer shit probably only has 300bhp.

Timmy: Actually is has 1700bhp you American Muscle fag.
by Beat_Junkie117 October 2, 2010
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Maddy Muscle

it is a slang term for your trapazoid muscles on your shoulders. the reason foe this slang term is bacause the first known case of large trapazoid muscles was on a girl named Maddy.
I was lifting the other day and now my Maddy Muscles hurt.
by BigNig8000 February 26, 2009
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Bulgarian muscle fuck

intercourse with a woman between her brreasts. The same thing as a pearl necklace.
Charlene has big tits, and I was giving her a Bulgarian muscle fuck when her old man walked in on us.
by Bob May 6, 2005
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american muscle

They are the most ugliest and poorly engieered cars in
the world which goes fast in a straight line alone.
These american muscle have huge V8 engines with around 7000cc
and make around 400hp.The brand new Mitsubishi Evo9 has
only 2000cc in engine capacity and still make over 400hp.
And remember that it is a stock car and its got only four cylinders.Most american muscle can burn the hell out of any stock japanese or european cars on a drag strip becuase they are not meant to do that.Here only straight line acceleration comes to the fore.They say american muscle is the fastest there.Perhaps for this they should check out the Bugatti Veyron which does 0-60 in sub 2.5 seconds and goes to a top speed of 255mph or even the more practicalBMW M5or even an Evo9.
When it comes to race tracks the americans know only about the Drag strips which is where a car goes fast in a straight line.But then there are things like corners on the road.All the pace the muscle cars have gathered on the straights will be lost there.They can even skid out of the road.Thus even a puny peugeot will come up with better lap timings.I think they should race these american muscle on genuine race tracks like the fearsome Nurburgring.There
even a stock BMW M3 can eat an american muscle.Since all the roads in the world are not straight, american muscle are the most impractical vehicles.Show them a 90 degree turn and they will end up in the junkyard.Even a stock Lotus Elise which makes only 125hp can out handle any american muscle and that means faster around a curvy race track.
Muscle cars are cars with the worst chassis and suspension setup around.
by Harry Chris August 14, 2006
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