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moss

fungus like vegitation that grows on trees mostly.
by mellowknee January 5, 2006
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missy elliot

Donkey Kong in a wig. Likes to snatch little girls, dress them like prostitutes and parade them around in her videos to appeal to the pedophile demographic.
I'm trying to rescue my 8 year old daughter from Missy Elliotts music video but everytime I try to climb this ladder Missy throws barrels at me.
by bubbagump117 December 23, 2009
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twat moss

a fungus in or around a woman's vagina
woman 1-damn, i got a yeast infection
passerby-haha that bitch has twat moss
by nardsackass January 30, 2007
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Missy Elliot

to be simultaneuosly fat and so annoying that I myself am taking the pains to use the urban dictionary to relieve myself of my anger towards her continous existence and her current inabilty to die
No example exists other than Missy Elliot herself

Small essay on Missy Elliot:

Missy Elliot - all that fat bitch can chat about is her "chubby waist" .. you think i give a shit about that? do i wana hear about her lard? no. and whats that shit about "i got a cute face": she is evidently butters

she has also recently reffered to herself as having "(i got)beyonce hips"; comparing her own body structure to beyonce knowles in the remix of "Touch It" - I am horribly offfended by this claim and was physically sick when I first heard it

In conclusion, Missy Elliot is the shittest rapper ever, she can only talk about sex and her presumably 'buff body' & she's not being ironic either - she actually belives the shit she says. Someone needs to put an end to her vile misogynist 'music' once and for all - YES I am suggesting she be shot the fuck down
by Willis McGee July 18, 2006
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messy

Another word for being out of it on drugs. To get messy. He's well messy etc.
I can't be arsed to go out tonight mate. Gonna plot at home, have a few beers and get messy on the powder.
by Matthew Dyer August 13, 2004
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Mossad

The informal name of Israel's eminent spy agency. Some of the most famous Mossad operations are:
1. Eli Cohen was an Israeli spy best known for his espionage work in 1961–1965 in Syria, where he developed close relationships with the political and military hierarchy and became the Chief Adviser to the Minister of Defense. Before he was caught by Syria, he managed to memorize precise locations of over 100 of Syria's rockets that were pointing toward Israel. Eli Cohen's work saved Israel in its northern front during the Six Day War.
2. The Mossad coordinated "Operation Thunderbolt" a successful counter-terrorism hostage-rescue mission carried out by commandos of the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) at Entebbe Airport in Uganda on 4 July 1976.
3. Operation Opera also known as Operation Babylon, was a surprise Israeli air strike carried out on 7 June 1981, which destroyed an Iraqi nuclear reactor under construction 17 kilometers southeast of Baghdad.
Once you get the Mossad's attention, you're screwed
by LionsForce October 16, 2018
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Pissy Missy

your: Pussy, Vajayjay, or a really angry chick.
Ex.1: Guy "I shoved my cock into her pissy missy. it felt great."

Ex.2:Girl "God she was being such a pissy missy last night. all i wanted was my ice cream."
by Hary Melen January 19, 2009
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