A dumbass who gets caught beating his meat in a dorm room while apart of a football camp in Montana. He got made fun of for get and was later forced to transfer schools due to the event.
by Fahq72727 May 1, 2025
Get the Montana Butchermug. Someone who likes to/ live(s) a double life.
- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.
- A deceiving person, who manipulates and lies to people, especially the ones close to them, to keep their other life/ secrets hidden to fit their own agenda.
“I thought the dna test was negative?? You have a whole kid out there that you not taking care of?? You must be Hannah Montana.”
“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”
“You have a whole wife and kids???? How did I not know? You pulled a Hannah Montana.”
by Biggest Menace June 8, 2024
Get the Hannah Montanamug. by Mr brownstone September 19, 2021
Get the Montana Mutton Bustermug. The sexual act in which you cook a stir fry high upon the Montana range , let it cool then use a funnel to pour the stir fry into the woman's hole . After the stir fry is inserted the male then continues to fuck the stir fry that what inserted . Hence , the Montana stir fry
Yesterday was crazy , I gave her the Montana stir fry and added soy sauce . I probably should shower
by Fuck scorpion September 17, 2023
Get the Montana stir frymug. Montana, the most beautiful girl you would ever hope to meet, inside and out.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
As a person, her words are filled with passion, and her emotion seeps through into her expressions. She has a rare humour, one that matches every person she meets, yet she will always be undoubtedly funnier than the funniest person you know. Her perfectionist nature will flow through to every day life, where her expectations of herself will always be of the highest quality. However, even if she never knows it, she already meets her own expectations, as she is already perfect just the way she is.
Whilst waiting for Maths Class
Boy: Wow, who is that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana
Boy: Montana?
*Boys of Summer Plays in head*
Boy: Wow, who is that girl over there?
Girl: Oh, that's Montana
Boy: Montana?
*Boys of Summer Plays in head*
by DigitTheCat November 23, 2021
Get the Montanamug. A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
by 21spendexx August 20, 2021
Get the Montana Leaky Faucetmug. by The juiciest tip June 19, 2022
Get the Montanamug.