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Montero

A very smart person with sexual body features
You made a 100% on the test you are very montero
by unsitedmagic May 4, 2015
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monthaversary

n 1: The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of historical, national, or personal importance: a relationship monthaversary (monthiversary); the monthaversary of ones birthday (bithday).

2: A celebration commemorating such a date.

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n: the date on which an event occurred in some previous month (or the celebration of it)

In dumb down stupid terms: A monthly anniversary, though usually only used in context for the first 12 months
Today is the 2nd monthaversary of that nasty hurricane that hit two months ago
by Alex Donaldson October 16, 2005
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6 month rule

After a couple has been dating for 6 months, it is now safe for them to have sex, and not regret it.
"Mark and Jamie had sex!? But they forgot the 6 month rule! Oh shit!"
by MMjr February 20, 2009
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monty python

An excellent and rather hilarious sketch show which offers a look into a very interesting time period in Britain, crossdressing, and a glance into the minds of those who are very comfortably walking the line between genius and insanity. However, the humor of this has been diminished as of late by all the 12 year old nerds quoting it in bad English accents
Person 1: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Person 2: Ahh! You're ruining it!
by firetop August 24, 2005
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ButterFingers Montgomery

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.
Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.
by Steezeman May 4, 2007
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Montana Beaver

A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
by Fran December 31, 2003
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monticello

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.
Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
by Love for Monti May 4, 2005
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