money phone

Holding a stack of cash to your ear and taking selfie to flex on the 'gram.

"Holding money to your ear
There's a disconnect
We don't call that money over here" - Jay-Z. Lyrics describing the money phone fad

by Niobe Rock July 12, 2017

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

parka monkey

A follower of the oasis/Liam Gallagher religion

Johns been listening to a lot of oasis recently and bought him self a parka what a parka monkey

by Oasisfan54321 April 2, 2018

Nawara Monder

Girl from the game Illusion. She's a rockstar who wears black with a red tie. She also has no talent what so ever (despite the fact that she is supposed to be a singer).
She is edgy and likes you
She is also really sassy and sexy
Finally, she is BF with Kellan but wants Vincent for some reason

Guy 1: Hey did you see Nawara?
Guy 2: Yeah. I really want to MD her
Guy 1: Same

Nawara Monder: MD ME VINCENT

by Pile 'O' Khara. March 5, 2019

Monkey Whacker

The brief but agressive reciprocal hand job delivered but two older men before they leave the sauna, quickly finishing before any other guests arrive.

Grandpa wanted to get into the cabin with Grandma but quickly pulled a Monkey Whacker with Fred to keep all parties happy.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

monosodium glutamate

Longer term for MSG, A flavor enhancer
more commonly used to refer to E621

Joe: Have you heard about some of the controversy surrounding monosodium glutamate?
Ben: You mean the furry porn website or the flavor enhancer

by bill but not really September 20, 2020

Monica Pinto

Just because she is young doesn't stop her from being the best actress of all time. Her acting is so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch Extreme Cheapskates.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRLLL.... this new model Gigi is the best thing since Monica Pinto, but not quite as la creme de la creme.

by satoshinaakamoto October 16, 2020