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In a minute bitch

Phrase used to denounce a mistress or side girlfriend who has taken her role too seriously, or is attempting to become your primary partner instead of a meaningless conjugal visit. First appeared in Too Short's "Introducing the MOB Figgaz" LP, but more recently has been included in The Husalah's "Hustlin Since the 80s" LP.
*Tori is attempting to reason with Sebastian over him wanting to end their fling

Tori: SEBASTIAN I GAVE YOU ALL OF ME, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GIVE ME A PIECE OF YOU!
Sebastian: In a minute bitch! (salutes tori, and walks off)
by Filipino Pride July 6, 2009
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9 Minute Nap

To masturbate, to tell your friends that you are going to take a nap, when you are just going to jerk off.
Usually one who takes a 9 minute nap comes out more tired than he went in.
Bill: I'm really tired imma go take a nap
(nine minutes later)
Frank: You look more tired than when you went in, that was definitely a 9 minute nap
by Masturdebator October 4, 2009
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delco minute

A delco minute is the term used for the period of time from January 10th-February 1st every calendar year in Delaware County. In contrast to the popular term new york minute, a delco minute lasts much longer than a minute; for some, it seems to last a lifetime. The delco minute is the time period each winter when 8th graders throughout Delaware County are faced with the difficult choice of deciding which high school in the county to attend. For some, family finances dictate a need for public school. But for many other young people throughout the county, they must decide before the end of a delco minute whether or not to disgrace themselves by enrolling at an inter-ac school the next fall, or going the pure route of a Catholic Education. The delco minute ends when parents submit a deposit to a local private school, or fill out the paper work for public school. the months leading up to a delco minute can be very stressful for some; St. Joseph's Prep has become increasingly selective in recent years, and now rejects most applicants. This means that some kids are forced after January 10th to consider enrolling at inferior schools, such as Malvern Prep or Monsignor Bonner. When a student who could not get into the The Prep enrolls at Malvern, he is subsequently termed a J Crew Catholic.
It is January 10th, and I have received all my high school acceptance letters. The delco minute has formally begun, now I have to spend the rest of the month determining if I want to wear an inter-ac tuxedo or a delco tuxedo for the next four years. Since I am a Hohenzollern fascist, I think I will enroll at the Haverford School and try to get plowed in the ass for the next four years.
by the devon horse show October 31, 2011
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5 minute rule

If you are 5 minutes late or 5 minutes early. it does NOT count as late/early because everyones clock or watch runs a few minutes different from another person.
I was 4 minutes late to the dentist but considered "on time" when the receptionist said "it's okay 5 minute rule" and then I waited in the waiting room for 5 minutes but the doctor was not considered late.
by mistressofmike July 18, 2012
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New York minute

"If we could find a merger in another city that would work as well, we'd do it in a New York minute" (Jonathan Golden).
by kanchi September 8, 2009
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10 minute sleep

The best thing every invented
When your really drunk (doesnt work very well when drunk) or really stoned/wasted (works best) and u are feeling tired you find a comfortable place and lay down in a semi comerd state. you are still awake enouth to stop people from tea baging you ect. but after 10 minutes you will still feel real tired but wait a minute and you will get all your energy back and be wide awake able to party again for another few hours
1) Hey john im just going to have a 10 minute sleep. that last session really knocked me out.

2) hold up ill just have a 10 minute sleep before we drive off.

3) Nah they cant teabag me when im asleep im still wide awake when im sleeping
by Glens 86 gtx September 24, 2005
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Hot Minute

Anywhere between 2 and 55 minutes.
-Bro #1 "I'll be there in a hot minute"

- Bro #2 "???"
by Brochief June 1, 2013
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