German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.
My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.
by Th_232 February 26, 2020
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Link me up

To request a link/URL to whatever someone's talking about. Usually said out of curiosity.
Dude #1 - "Yo, I just watched this video of Lisa Ann getting fucked by a eggplant-shaped penis."

Dude #2 - "Seriously? Sounds arousing. Link me up!"
by PanzyWarfare October 15, 2009
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Faux Help Link

1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."

Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
by Nuxodom November 22, 2009
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rosanna golf links

the techers there r all fucking racists that dont know waht they say. every time u c a teacher there (fucking) high.
they raped my sister. this is rosanna golf links
by hrahsfgxbhsgdf October 30, 2018
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Hunter sneaky link

he was soooooo hot but now he is ugly mf but only after he stopped talkin to me. He might have a better dick than his personality.
"i mean at least hunter sneaky link didnt get fat"
by devil angel May 24, 2021
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Hot link in the pink

To drop a fresh, steaming turd on a female's vagina and make it look like a hot link sausage resting in a hot dog bun.
Makenzie: Like OMG, last night I told Todd I was horny and my pussy was hungry, so then he dropped a hot link in the pink!

Skylar: Tooootally yuck! But, my slut mom told me shes loves those.
by Cheeto S. October 16, 2010
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-sb-Link

-sb-Link > you
by bleh September 14, 2003
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