Meat Lettuce

Thick soggy puss

Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.

by Yarnce July 16, 2021

Foot lettuce

Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce
The last thing you want on your burger king burger is somebody else's foot fungus. Turns out that's exactly what this person got.

Bob: why is there foot lettuce in my burger king burger?

Jerry: hehehehe

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Soggy Lettuce

When a man finishes inside a female and the discharge drips down the lips of a female vagina.

Robert was out to lunch with Coleen, he smelled something strange and Coleen said, ‘I’m sorry about the smell I have soggy lettuce’.

by Nipple Knockers December 21, 2023

Limp lettuce

When you become limp during sex

I was only limp lettuces one

by Dxddy1234 November 19, 2019

show lettuce

The result of a professional athlete getting a big head and growing his hair out cause he thinks he's so cooler than he is. When u make it to the big leagues they call it "The Show." Players refer to hair as lettuce. Hence Show Lettuce.

"Damn, look at Bryce Harper sportin that show lettuce! Better put some mayonnaise on that show lettuce rookie!"

by RipTarry999 September 19, 2017

Earth lettuce

Weed

My mom and dad think me and my big brother did earth lettuce yesterday

by Xamantha May 17, 2018

dropping lettuce

A purposefully ambiguous term that can be substituted for any sexual/drug related saying.

Shit mayne, wanna head on up to the garage apartment start dropping lettuce?

by Smidget and Company July 3, 2008