Shave your butthole and leave said hair on butthole then have a woman in 69 position deep throat till she exhales threw her nostrils blowing said anal hair away like a leaf blower.
Heather always relieves her upper sinus infection with a good German leaf blower and I get a wax.
The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.
I met a canadiangirl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.