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Landon+Ruthie

Worlds cutest couple. They are madly in love and can’t get enough of each other. Landon may ask for a kiss and get rejected but all you have to say is “I’ll tickle you.” Ruthie will then immediately kiss Landon. Ruthie is beautiful and Landon is kind to her. Together they make up the perfect couple.
by BigVick10 January 31, 2019
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landon crumpacter

A real cunt! He is pretty much just a fucking bitch boi. Also, he dated a guy named Delane.
Your a real Landon Crumpacter
by Das dat boi March 25, 2019
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lando

(short for landon/nickname) one of the best kind-hearted people deep within. he'll probably make fun of you whether he's known you forever or a second, but it's all fun and games. whenever he's with the people he loves, he's a really genuine person. mess with one of them though, and he'll do some shit to you. he's the type of person to treat you how you treat him. if you treat him poorly, he'll treat you the same. treat him how he's supposed to be, and he'll give you the same gratitude. he doesn't do anything bad unless he has a valid reason to.
farren: yum its lando
ryder: landons cool
joseph: lando stinks
aayush: *popcorn*
by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020
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landon vick

The sexiest dude you’ll ever see . don’t leave your girl around him to long....he a gangster!
ohhh hide ya girls landon vick is here ...
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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Landon’s penis

Landon’s penis will take your breath away, made me cum in 30 seconds-Olivia S
Landon’s penis will send you to the hospital
by Oliv229955 February 4, 2021
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Landon Royer

A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”

Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself

Person 1: I second that
by Muffinfuck5000 June 9, 2021
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Landon

Large head of doom. He will kill you, and your family. Watch out. He also has sex with his pillow. He is a very sad human being. Stupid CRINGE.
Landon is the gum on my foot.
by James_is_very_SUSSY_69 August 5, 2021
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