Landon is a absolute bastard who needs to get a grip and stay the fuck away from anyone who tries to get close to him because he’s a abusive shit who’s gonna end up getting his head caved in.
by sexy corben March 25, 2022
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Get the landon spears mug.Landon is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, he has eyes that are a gorgeous grayish blue, he has good humor, always uses your mom and gay joke in defense towards and insult. He’s a bit weird but he can’t help it. He definitely owns a lightsaber or a nerf gun (choose ur poison) he use to be emo now he’s chill.
by Pabloesco994 March 29, 2022
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by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
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by anjimain April 1, 2022
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by Sharon Petters April 16, 2022
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