long haul

A very long ass time

person 1# hey Herschel how long have you been dating these bitches

Herschel # the long haul

by McNairThaGod March 14, 2016

Long Distance Relationship

They are absolute hell. You love your partner so much although you can’t be with them as much as you want to. You lay awake at night thinking of them and how much you wish you could be together. All the terrible things aside this kind of relationship is strong and shows that you can love without physically being together.

Me and my boyfriend are in a Long Distance Relationship and I miss him so much.

by OOOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG January 18, 2019

a long one

Is A very Long penis.
-Can be used to attack people, maybe harmful!
-Usually Used for sesso (Sex)

"He had a long one"

by Mystery001 November 27, 2007

Long Money

A stack of bills too large to fold or fit in a wallet.

I don't use a money clip cuz my long money won't fit.

by Sonik 24 April 26, 2010

all day long

something one might say when referring to ample availability of an item.

- Can you get hold of any Laptops?

- Yea, All Day Long....

by Boobloo August 4, 2006

Long Distance Piss

When a guy tries to go as far away as possible from the toilet or urinal while pissing. Involves a rapid return to normal range if one doesnt wish to piss on the ground after the pressure subsides.

I'll give you a hint: A 45 degree angle is the optimum angle for your cock to achieve distance. (incidentally this is the same for throwing a ball or shooting a gun)

by TheDuke March 24, 2005

Long Con

(n) The long con refers to the process of simultaneously advertising and gassing up the tik tok account of a hot girl you know in the hopes that one of her videos will go viral. In the ensuing months (if all goes according to plan), said girl will chase the ever-fleeting sensation of fame by dressing and dancing skankier in her “toks,” providing the “long con-artist” a continuous stream for his spank bank.

Jimmy: “Dude. Why tf do you have 3 fake TikTok accounts commenting ‘fyp’ and ‘work it girl’ on every one of Meredith’s posts??”
Brendan: “The long con, my friend. You’ll thank me in June.”

by Licklicklickmyasss May 5, 2020