lump the llama

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.

The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.

by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009

llama toe

Llama toe is a pain in your foot that comes from doing calf raises. Llama toe can also come from doing other weightlifting exercises. Do not mistake the week long pain as a stress fracture.

Person 1 - I've come up with a bad case of llama toe.
Person 2 - You sure it isn't a stress fracture?

Person 1 - Look at that chick she has some serious llama toe.
Person 2 - How would you know?
Person 1 - Because she told me.

by Randy June 30, 2005

Llama

Verb: The act of hocking a loogie that is combination of of semen and phlegm anywhere on to your partners body. Must be accompanied by a nasty hocking noise to be most appropriate. It is closely related to snowballing.

"My date was going great - I got a blowjob - I came - I thought it was swallowed - but then the son-of-a-bitch llama'ed me!"

snowballing loogie llama llamad

by Justsomeguywhogotllamad April 28, 2013

Llama

To pee, whilst standing upon an elevated surface.

I just Llama'd all over my desk, fuck!

by Llamacalypse July 14, 2010

Lamas

A bloke who innit jolly much

Bog off! Every time you get lashed you turn into a bloody lamas!

by poopstainz January 15, 2011

Llama Daddy

A guy who demonstrates exceptional abilities in the art of giving a girl oral sex (see Llamas).

This title is only earned after receiving numerous compliments on their Llama-giving abilities.

"Mmm...baby you gave me the best Llama ever before you left. You're my Llama Daddy!"

"Girl, put yo' pants back on! I ain't yo' Llama Daddy!"

"Sorry, I'm already someone else's Llama Daddy. :/"

by Cotton Hoe's Llama Daddy February 4, 2010

serial llama

A person who has a tendency to spit a lot.

-Dude, don't be such a serial llama.
-I can't help it. It's my plate's fault.

-Geez, did you see that play? The actor who played Mercutio was a total serial llama

by lolzaloli September 19, 2010