Kitchen Milk Dick

(KMD) - The penises natural state. A flaccid phallus with no expectation of being seen or interacted with.

I just saw Draven get out of the shower and he was rocking a total kitchen milk dick.

by Jack2748 March 22, 2025

soup kitchen

When a group of young inbreds participate in anal sex in a white Lexus

Ahh fuck man Young inbred and the boys had a soup kitchen in my white Lexus

by William Anderson December 7, 2022

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

get out of the kitchen

if you can't deal with the pressures and difficulties of a situation or task, you should leave others to deal with it rather than complaining.

He advised her to get out of the kitchen if the pressure became too much.

by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024

kitchen and coffee

To have sex in a kitchen anally, while having diarrhea all over the kitchen counter.

Me and my wife decided to do kitchen and coffee when the kids were at school.

by UndertaleFandomSucksAss May 13, 2016

Xbox in kitchen

When someone stands in the kitchen with boxers on with tomoto soup in one hand, controller in the other and looks at the 480p moniter at a 90° angle. The xbox sits in the fridge and the moniter can be seen either on top of the fridge or on the wall. The kitchen is ofen very cold"

" how do you play xbox?"-person 1
"I play Xbox in Kitchen"- person 2

by WildWillez December 13, 2020

The Kitchen

No.

Hym "Not the kitchen. The brothel. Get in the brothel and you can have your child murder privileges back."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024