chunky keyboard syndrome

When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.
You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.
by the brains at work October 05, 2010
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gangsterified keyboard

an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic
Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
by piece of plastic December 03, 2006
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Keyboard-Commie

-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.
Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!
by DeserTynker January 15, 2021
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Keyboard Spam

A keyboard spam is when someone smashes random letters on a keyboard (whether it be via mobile, desktop, or otherwise) in an attempt to express themselves. Keyboard spams can be accompanied by coherent words, or left alone.

Someone could keyboard spam for a number of reasons. I, personally, keyboard spam the most when one of my friends says something that makes my brain go "aldhakegievs." But you could also spam out of frustration, excitement, embarrassment, or just pure boredom.

Keyboard spams are mostly seen in online conversations.
Person 1: "Thanks darling. Anytime. :)"
Person 2: "ksvekwhekhsjz WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME"
Person 1: "I called you darling. No need to keyboard spam."

Person 1: "I'm bored."
Person 2: "ofjdkshdk"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Keyboard

Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate
“I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”
by YunjinLee September 13, 2022
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keyboard

I typed penis on a keyboard
by A random piece of cardboard September 07, 2020
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Keyboard

A board with keys...simple!
i have a keyboard...aud oh, typo whoops... wait...wheres the back space again???
by A random piece of cardboard August 26, 2020
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