by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 2, 2015

21st century punctuation arising from autocorrect and its inability to punctuate correctly. Traditionally rendered as "," when it appears in electronic messages in a context that makes no sense for its usual definition, it should be read as the punctuation mark that the author originally intended, and probably saw rendered correctly until a millisecond before sending the message. May also appear in instructions such as "Type a list of karma separated tags..."
I thought this sentence was correct when I dictated it karma but when it went out autocorrect had messed it up.
by tg63 April 1, 2021

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."
by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020

karma fiends are very fake people
by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Two Wrongs don't make a right
Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.
Two side of conflict, make no peace.
Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.
It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.
The Arival
Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.
Two side of conflict, make no peace.
Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.
It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.
The Arival
Karma, is a Ham Rack, how the pigs treating you, with the epstien slayers of Princess Diana and the skin trophies of Heather O'rourke
by MineOwedWu's July 8, 2021
