Karma

Karma's a bitch

Karen* punches a dog
Karma* makes Karen slip up on black ice

by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020

Karma

they are the hottest person on earth like godamn any time i look at you you get a million dollars

Karma is the hottest person i have ever seen

by kadeisbae December 31, 2022

Dirty Karma

When you get fucked in the ass really hard and your partner pulls out and cums on your pinky toe

We did the Dirty Karma yesterday night.

by GlassIceCube February 1, 2022

Karma yeshe tsomo

The person who i can go to whenever i feel low

A person who understands the best in me

Ego issues but generally all good<33

You look like karma yeshe tsomo

by _yee.shay June 21, 2022

Spider karma

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.

I safely catch the spider in a cup to release him outside so I can maintain good spider karma.

by anonymous October 24, 2023

karma queen

the karma queen is looking for an excuse to exert itself in anybody's business

the karma queen

by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 20, 2022

Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.

Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.

by rhastings88 February 2, 2015