by I-love-cactus February 22, 2020

by kadeisbae December 31, 2022

by GlassIceCube February 1, 2022

The person who i can go to whenever i feel low
A person who understands the best in me
Ego issues but generally all good<33
A person who understands the best in me
Ego issues but generally all good<33
by _yee.shay June 21, 2022

The cosmic principle that dictates that whenever you kill a spider, a larger spider will scare you at some point in the future.
by anonymous October 24, 2023

by heterophobicraginghomosexual July 20, 2022

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.
Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.
by rhastings88 February 2, 2015
