Karma Demon

A word used to refer to edgy virgin teenager addicted Karmawhoring on Reddit.

Anon:- Man, Karma is such a Karma Demon!
Karma:- Fuck You! And I see you at work.

by TheHangedMan February 27, 2021

Call Karma

When you're waiting for a very important call, such as a job call-back or a call-back from your crush and you spend most of your day focusing all off your energy and thoughts to try and telekinetically make your phone ring.

Person 1: *hangs up the phone* You bitch
Person 2: What's the matter?
Person 1: I've been building up my call karma all day waiting for my job call-back and that telemarketer just wasted it all trying to sell me something stupid.
Person 2: I hate that.

by rhastings88 February 2, 2015

Karma

21st century punctuation arising from autocorrect and its inability to punctuate correctly. Traditionally rendered as "," when it appears in electronic messages in a context that makes no sense for its usual definition, it should be read as the punctuation mark that the author originally intended, and probably saw rendered correctly until a millisecond before sending the message. May also appear in instructions such as "Type a list of karma separated tags..."

I thought this sentence was correct when I dictated it karma but when it went out autocorrect had messed it up.

by tg63 April 1, 2021

Karma

"I don't wear a mask. The schools open or they don't get funding. This is going to go away without a vaccine. Our numbers are great."

Donald J Trump: "Tonight, @FLOTUS and I tested positive for COVID-19."

The letters in "Make America Great Again" rearranged are "i.e., Karma Came Great Again.

by mysticalrivers October 2, 2020

Karma fiend

a karma fiend is a person who fakes being nice expecting something in return.

karma fiends are very fake people

by S.A.N.S September 29, 2022

Front Door Karma

Karma received before you’ve done the action to get what you had coming.

Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.

by Mclovin0417 February 21, 2019

Karma

Two Wrongs don't make a right

Two Attacks or Defends dont make a victory of earth and heaven.

Two side of conflict, make no peace.

Doing the same arguement of laws, and trade, and expecting a sane society.

It's Like writing you words of the tao's and expecting to be free from what u sold, in this subliminal jinxing, and clairvoyance system of "miss said words of golem's and there master's", cause I know you'll get involved.

The Arival

Karma, is a Ham Rack, how the pigs treating you, with the epstien slayers of Princess Diana and the skin trophies of Heather O'rourke

by MineOwedWu's July 8, 2021