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Dirty kitchen

Secondary outdoor kitchen used in many Asian families or countries for the purpose of cooking smellier and higher-heat foods
Moms cooking anchovies in the dirty kitchen.
by chechthabetch May 19, 2020
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kitchen toilet

A "kitchen toilet" is a slang term within organizational design describing a structural choice within an organization (shape, authority, accountability, etc...) that does not make sense. Kitchen toilets can only be explained by going back in time and understanding the path that produced the current outcome. The people who were there for the choices have accepted the odd choice because they were there for the journey and understand the constraints that produced it. A person joining the organization afterwards has the experience of walking in and asking "Why do you have a toilet in your kitchen?"

The new person might start tugging on the toilet because toilets in kitchens are generally bad ideas. They realize the toilet has a lot of associated plumbing tied into the kitchen that can only be seen when they try to rip it out. The person must decide if they want to take on the cost of removing the toilet to produce a more fundamentally sound kitchen, or get used to holding their nose and walking around the toilet while using the kitchen.
I just took over a new team, and it is just kitchen toilets everywhere. Lots of people promoted into roles that make no sense for what we need to accomplish now. Decision are parked far from where they are understood and create impact for no discernible reason. And it is top heavy with people who can neither lead nor do. These choices may have made sense at some point, but now I am going to have to tear down and rebuild the whole organization because it is so structurally flawed.
by Corporate Linguist January 9, 2024
mugGet the kitchen toiletmug.

Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.
Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!
by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024
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portuguese kitchen

The art of flooding an old portuguese womans kitchen with bodily fluids and then continuing to use said fluids to make a stew
Damn...I gave that bitch a portuguese kitchen. Bitches love a portuguese kitchen.
by jaredmartinsuperhomo January 4, 2014
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kitchen monkey

A member of the kitchen staff that ranks below a slave.
A member of the that the rest of the kitchen staff to gang up on and mistreats to the point the kitchen monkey quits.

A member of a kitchen that the head chef does not like.

A dumb member of the kitchen staff

An kitchen employee that is in trouble and the rest of the kitchen staff en mass make to their mundane jobs.

Any hotel banquet cook that realizes the banquet kitchen is run by a moron and applies to another department that the rest of the banquet kitchen staff resent and treat with scorn.
by Laughing Oak November 2, 2013
mugGet the kitchen monkeymug.

Kitchen asphalt

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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get out of the kitchen

if you can't deal with the pressures and difficulties of a situation or task, you should leave others to deal with it rather than complaining.
He advised her to get out of the kitchen if the pressure became too much.
by Arminkshipper August 11, 2024
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