fuckboy jonathan

An asshole who has lots of girls in his phone and hides it from his girlfriend and always says "Shes the one". He always has a backup on girls because he plays them all.

Who gives a shit about fuckboy jonathan

by th3 truth 6969696969696969 June 19, 2017

nick and jonathan

Big gay

Nick and Jonathan were huge couple goals
They were also big gay

by Biggest fattest gayest August 30, 2018

Jonathan flaum

Has a massive cock and is crazy with the ladies

I couldn’t even fit Jonathan flaums cock in my mouth last night

by Maxi pad man November 16, 2019

Sad Jonathan

When you desperately try and wank but you feel ashamed and you end up crying by candle light

I had a sad Jonathan tonight, I don’t want to talk about it

by Bdr85 July 2, 2020

Jonathan king

Jonathan king is an artistic, money chasing, smart, sometimes funny Individual. He knows nothing about sports and has almost no interest in them at all. He’s pretty good at ela but absolutely garbage at math sooooo don’t count on him for that. He also talks about nothing sexual unless its another persons sexual life. He is not afraid to fight and use the objects around him to help him win

Why is that dude such a Jonathan king, he seems really nerdy but he got in a fight with someone and threw a chair at them for taking his pencil

by Biggppchase March 1, 2020

Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.

Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!

by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022

jonathan anderson

a sexy man who's sadistic and likes to watch people suffer while failing his chem tests
once golf season comes, you'll be sure to never see him properly teach again!
but you just always gotta remember that his midriff attracts chocolate like high electronegativity elements

Is that a jonathan anderson? His dad-bod is really motivating me to get a 5 on the AP Chem exam!
He's like a siren with that deep, rich, and alluring voice of his. Oh my!

by aerodymanic March 7, 2022