Jon Benet

An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.

Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"

by TroyMcClure 13 July 7, 2011

Jon Currier

A total bro. Sweet, caring, incredibly talented. Ladies man, sexy, a little crazy, and just a good man.

Jon Currier is the spawn of Eminem.

by CRZYKidd June 17, 2011

lil jon

1. king of krunk; whiling out
2. a little "piece"

1. We bout ta pull a lil jon up in this piece!
2. Ol boy workin wit a lil jon

by Kristal, H-Town March 26, 2004

Lil' Jon

1.This guys the sexciest nigga ever with the ability to turn any woman on.

2.The one and only TRUE king of crunk.

3.The nigga who made the terms "WHAT!?", "OKAY!", and "YEAH!" popular.

4.Mila Robertsons future husband...he just dosent know it yet.

5.For more info go look under sexy and there SHOULD be a picture and another definition there!!

1."OH LIL JON!!!"

2.The definition says it all you dont need an example for this one.

3."WHAT!,OKAY!,U GOTTA CHECK OUT OUR NEW SHIT RYTE HERE YEAH!!"

4."I Do" "OKAY!!"

5.You dont need an example for this one eaither.

by ~~**~~M!LA~~**~~ January 6, 2005

Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.

"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"

by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008

jon lajioe

The sexiest mother fucker who has a voice like angels.He is a sexual tiger.His love is like airplanes it gives girls orgasm.He also the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.He is Helen Keller of having sex oooh wait that's a bad example,but he has great sex move that he learned from China.

Jon lajioe took over my body last night.

He made me shake my booty but it led to the best night ever,he was a total Jon jajioe

by crouchslamer69 November 13, 2013

jon hoff

A male with some fluffy hair and just does not care

I'm going to the barber shop to get a Jon Hoff hairstyle

by nolipsgerrytoes February 10, 2017